The Maughan Family of Provo has gone into the business of procuring, hording, stashing and consuming berries that are so good they should be illegal.

These rare underground photos were confiscated during a raid at another known associate of the here-to-for mentioned. If you have any information as to the quality of these so called “Red Gold Nuggets” and whether these berries do in fact “Drip off the Vine” Please contact the authorities ASAP.